Frank X Maloney

Founder/Editor-in-Chief/CEO/Allah/CFO/#prez

Frank runs this here website. Sometimes, after a three-day diet of cheeseburgers & Corona Light, he gets the runs. Rarely does he go for a run, though. Frank boasts 0 college degrees & 0 credentials of any kind. He is a chronic masturbator & noted scumbag. When hungover, Frank becomes certain that his purpose in life is to casually degenerate. He finds his religious views are most eloquently summed up by The Judge in Cormack McCarthy's novel Blood Meridian, when he says, "If God meant to interfere in the degeneracy of mankind would he not have done so by now?" He can be followed on Twitter @frankxmaloney. He can be e-mailed & harassed for his misogyny @ frankxmaloney@foodandpussy.com

Nate 

Assistant Director/Minister of Foreign Affairs

Nate is a freelance writer, cook, traveler, painter, bass guitarist, and holds a bachelor's degree in two languages which are of no interest to anyone because they are not Spanish or Chinese.  A native of Door County, he currently resides in Saint Petersburg, Russia, where he toils in misery and splendour, brooding and bleeding his art.

N.P. Yuggoth

Psychonaut

Hailing from the majestic “Emerald Isle” of Beaver Island, Michigan, N.P. Yuggoth is a lover of all that is extreme and/or bizarre.  His appetite is legend, his morals questionable, and his tales of the highest adventures only.  He aims to die epic on the Great Lakes, and be carried in the tender embrace of slightly overweight Valkyries to the gates of Valhalla, where he will ride eternal, shiny and chrome.