Taste testing the forbidden fruit.

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Congratulations! You've Killed Your Fucking Business!

One doesn't have to be well connected these days to hear accusations that the music industry is dying.  Gene Simmons has recently proclaimed rock to be truly dead due to illegal downloading and the evils of digital music.  While one can't deny that the computer age is changing the way that we get our entertainment, I wouldn't liken it to killing music.  And it's not only music that is changing, but movies and books as well.  Some claim that books will no longer be produced in the next 20 years.  Frankly, I couldn't really give a fuck, nor do I think that books or vinyl will ever really go out of style.  Rather, it's the way that we choose to procure such items that has and will continue to change.

There are two stores in my area that played a very strong role in my cultural upbringing which no longer exist, and for good reason.  One was a music store, and the other a chain bookstore.  Amazon.com has both made them obsolete, but I'd like to think that I had a little part in their demise. 

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When Homeslice Comes To Town/The Mystery Of The Broken Soap Dispenser

My first year of college has been rough on me.  In the opening months, I broke up with my girlfriend of three years, only to find that my university is not full of eager and willing replacements.  Not to mention they're really not anything to write home about, if a poll on the most unattractive college girls in Playboy (or some other men's magazine) is to believed.  I had imagined something akin to the girls in Party Animal: long haired maidens doing aerobics in spandex in front of the dorm.  Instead, I get birkensocks and combat books.  Beurk!

This has left me sexually frustrated, bitter, and insanely thirsty for strong drink. 

Luckily, I met my pair of best friends, Alex and Ice Dogg the first day of uni, and we hit it off immidiately.  Ice Dogg takes out his sexual frustration in the form of heavy drinking and street fighting, whereas Alex just naturally has an innate lust for alcohol.  By February, however, Ice Dogg has been sidelined by a girlfriend.  Whatever.  Good for him.  Alex and I continue our quest for rock bottom.

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