With all the talk about butts on this site, I figured it was time to throw in my two cents. Hell, if Maloney, Jacobs, and Zambezi can do it, than so shall I. Maybe some day we can change the name to Food and Booty.
I can remember that cold ass winter really well. It was the winter I discovered girls and music. Most specifically, Guns N' Roses and Metallica, mostly because I had seen how girls reacted to their slow songs, but the heavy stuff really got me hoooked. It was like trying Mike's Hard Lemonade at some party, and having that lead to drinking vodka and absinthe, which is about what happened to me (another story). I was about to get schooled in rap and the secrets of female anatomy.
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