11/22/15

We don’t update very often. That’s my bad. I feel like an idiot when I’m reminded of the fact that I paid to own this website and most days it sits stagnant, un-updated. So I’ve decided to challenge myself to change this dumb thing about myself and begin posting a little blurb every day, just to let you know “what’s up” around the Food & Pussy offices and share some opinions about the goings-ons of the world. So, here goes:

Paging through the news on Reddit today it seems that people are getting killed by other people. “Choas, hostility, and murder” in the words of Werner Hertzog. It’s tough out there for a human if you’re, you know, trying to live. I suggest everyone retreat to the wilderness and build sustainable living communities and partake in disgusting orgies. Of course, if I were to sit here and rattle off a list of things that are batshit & crazy & “wrong” with the world we’d all be suffering through a shit storm of redundancy. So fuck it.

Bree Olson is HIV negative, which is excellent news. I’ve been a fan of Bree’s since the beginning, when she was asking people to fuck her via Twitter. I used to get boners reading her Twitter stories about getting fucked by strangers in the ass in hotel rooms. It was hot. Anyhow, pretty cool that now she’s got a web series and a fashion project, or something, I think. She’s representative of the American dream, which promises a decent living to anyone willing to suck enough dick. And she fucked Charlie Sheen without getting his AIDS which is like having your cake and eating it too, because fucking Chuck really boosted her career. Whoa--wait--what if she never fucked him and he was just being cool and was like “Hey, I’ll hook you up with some of this fame I got dripping from my AIDS-ridden ass because I respect your hot tittles and I’m out the game now anyway, on account of the AIDS, and I like watching you get fucked, especially in that video where you’re in the yellow shirt and your titties are looking really nice and you fucking go to town on that dude’s dick. Yeah, so anyway, fame?”

That’s really cool of him if that’s how it happened.

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