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Death To Ukrainian Prostitutes by N.P. Yuggoth

It's Thursday night in Upper Michigan.  A rainy, shitty night in mid November with nothing to do.  I've been staying with my brother and his wife for a few weeks.  And though I am quite fond of my sister in law's cooking, I really want to get some pizza.  After all, my brother and his wife are off doing something tonight.  I'll have to fend for myself. 

I haven't been to the local pizzaria for a long time, and I love their sauce.  The last time I was up here, I ate here at least twice a week.  Taking the ferry over to the mainland, and driving up over the Mackinac bridge, I was thinking of nothing but that pizza.  How did I actually forget it for the past two weeks?  Oh yes.  Deer season.  Waking up at the fucking crack of dawn.  But not tomorrow.  Deer season is over.

There is hardly a soul when I arrive.  The lone waitress attends to me, delivering me the meat heavy pizza that I so crave.  She's probably in her mid forties and doesn't wear a wedding ring.  A few lines on her face attest to her age, but her blonde locks and chipper demeanour mean that she hasn't given up on her beauty yet. 

I eat over half of the pizza in silence, savouring every bite.  I only pause to scan the waitress' figure for signs of imperfection.  She is rather good looking, I reckon.  A one time she was probably a near 10.  She's now a solid 8, maintaining herself while all the other girls got fat and chopped their hair off.

I finish up and get a carry out box, not knowing how I am going to bring it back to my brother's place on my bike in the rain.  There is no way I can stuff another bite into my gut.  The mere thought of pizza almost makes me ill. 

I pay my bill.  On my way out, I notice Tom Robinson tending bar.  This dude was here the first time I came around, about 4 years ago.  I'm curious as to if he'll remember me or not.  He's chatting with the lone waitress, sometimes looking up to watch a muted hockey game on TV. 

"How was everything, man?" he asks. 

"Killer, dude," I answer back. 

I'm about to leave the building when I see a bearded man in a tan suit coat playing Street Fighter II.  It's the only arcade game that this place has, and it's somewhat of a small miracle that the fucking thing still works.  It's been out for nearly 20 years.  Perhaps the owner pays for it to be repaired--there just can't be that much customer demand for a cult, early 90's arcade game. 

The man's obviously quite engrossed in the game: he's pulled up a stool and has several stacks of quarters in front of him.  His fingers slam the buttons from time to time with intensity.  When he loses a round, he swears in a foreign language and plugs in another quarter. 

Something is familiar about this man. 

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